Monday, August 27, 2007

Dear Mr. Kellz,




Dear Mr. Kelly, it's been a long 5 years...Damn, must have been pretty tough, dealing with the sudden death of your ex-wife and then being charged with 24 counts of child pornography, I think that's an accurate count. But seriously though, you are the man, I mean, nobody else on earth could be a pedophile, piss on 14 year old girls and marry a 15 year old and still be able to get more women than 100 men put together. Did you keep you and Aaliyah's wedding bands. I'm just soooo scared that a video featuring you and the most exalted one (Aaliyah) might pop up somewhere. For your sake, I hope not because I know for a fact that you would get your ass wizzooped!!!! But seriously though, I remember when I was like 14 or 15 when I saw this pictures in Word up magazine...What the fuck was you thinking? remember y'all had the Mickey Mouse shirts on....LMAO. I love Aaliyah, and she was a great person, but what u did to her was fucked up to the 15th power. Now look how it all comes back on you....But anyway, your court date is coming up, You need a lot of good luck, because the resemblance between you and that guy on the sex tape is damn near a 100% match. With all due respect, HOLLA!
-From Daitron

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